{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-12 20:48:24 UTC","author_name":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derangedstallion","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1502013","html":"If life were only as easy as bribing death gods with apples."}