{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Caim (car)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-12 14:41:00 UTC","author_name":"Caim (car)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/car","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1505088","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> So there I was, sitting there after a raging party. I noticed something shining out of the corner of my eye and I spot it: Long Bong Silver. Now I haven't cleaned that thing in a very long time so it was all nasty. But I was feeling adventurous, so I did it. Took the bong water and chugged it. Then, I became Bong Water- well first I became totally wasted, Then I became BONG WATER DUDE MAN GUY!"}