{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"NewPatrol (newpatrol)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Jun-12 00:33:54 UTC","author_name":"NewPatrol (newpatrol)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/newpatrol","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1524199","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> yes, because that is FAR worse than death (not sarcastic) lol"}