{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-12 17:08:02 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1548471","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2145\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sir E. Hooves III\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">eaglehooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm a master hacker. The government turns a blind eye because they'd rather I contented myself with horseporn than cracking their top secret networks"}