{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas (twitch)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-12 23:31:21 UTC","author_name":"Thomas (twitch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/twitch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1550497","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/15506\" class=\"url\" title=\"Darren Nipper\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">iluvzfluttershy<\/span><\/a><\/span> The graduate with a Science degree asks, &quot;Why does it work?&quot;\n\nThe graduate with an Engineering degree asks, &quot;How does it work?&quot;\n\nThe graduate with an Accounting degree asks, &quot;How much will it cost?&quot;\n\nThe graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, &quot;Do you want mustard with that?&quot;"}