{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-12 13:14:39 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1563647","html":"my teacher caught me texting in class. i asked her how she knew. she said, "NO ONE STARES AND LAUGHS AT THEIR CROTCH.""}