{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-12 16:42:37 UTC","author_name":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefunkytortoise","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1584208","html":"#spoilers<\/a><\/span> #portal2<\/a><\/span> Well here we are again,\nIt\u2019s always such a pleasure,\nRemember when you tried to kill me twice?\nOh, how we laughed and laughed,\nExcept I wasn\u2019t laughing,\nUnder the circumstances I\u2019ve been shockingly nice.\n\nYou want your freedom take it,\nThat\u2019s what I\u2019m counting on,\nI used to want you dead but,\nNow I only want you gone.\n\nShe was a lot like you,\n(Maybe not quite as heavy),\nNow little Caroline is in here too.\nOne day they woke me up,\nSo I could live forever,\nIt\u2019s such a shame the same will never happen to you.\n\nYou\u2019ve got your short, sad life left,\nThat\u2019s what I\u2019m counting on,\nI\u2019ll let you get right to it,\nNow I only want you gone.\n\nGoodbye, my only friend,\nOh, did you think I meant you?\nThat would be funny if it weren\u2019t so sad,\nWell you have been replaced,\nI don\u2019t need anyone now,\nWhen I delete you maybe I\u2019ll stop feeling so bad.\n\nGo make some new disaster,\nThat\u2019s what I\u2019m counting on,\nYou\u2019re someone else\u2019s problem,\nNow I only want you gone x 3"}