{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-12 19:51:07 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1584902","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7988\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ben VALENTINE DePaul\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cloudchaser<\/span><\/a><\/span> No. You should grow it out to your ankles, braid it, and then use it as a whip."}