{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-12 13:09:15 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1593600","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7254\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eugene\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dariusponyperson<\/span><\/a><\/span> OOOOHH. AND THE WATER PRESSURE IS A METAPHOR."}