{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 10:50:06 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1598229","html":"Oh, I was going to mention part of my dream here.  I was playing as Naked Snake and sneaking through the jungle.  Then Otacon(?) rang me and said that they'd increased the amount of soldier on patrol so I had to hurry to the swamp and grab the crocodile suit.  Then I grabbed it and I was like "Otacon, this is a duck suit!"  And so then I was a duck.  Otacon told me to press X to jump and flap around.  I decided to fly over a river with my duck wings, but I fell in and it turned out to be a waterfall.  Moral of the story: Otacon is terrible."}