{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 14:04:56 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1604286","html":"*still fails to see what's so terrible about being "friendzoned"* Like, really, what are you missing out on? Sex? I guess that's pretty much it, isn't it? Buck yeah asexuality, makes these things SO MUCH EASIER."}