{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jun-12 14:51:03 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1609495","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7875\" class=\"url\" title=\"Omni\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">omni<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm too hot, I need a FAN to cool down. Oh! Traveller, could you find a FAN for me? I've heard rumours that there might be a FAN buried at LUMPY BOTTOM. [You have received a quest: Fan-tastic!] (But seriously, this weather is stupid and I'm meeeeeelting.)"}