{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"trilby's status on Sunday, 05-Jun-11 17:38:40 UTC","author_name":"trilby","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/trilby","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/161266","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1338\" class=\"url\" title=\"Austin Prower\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">philosodash<\/span><\/a><\/span> The universe hates me on this matter. Seriously. I was FOREVER ALONE, right up until I realized I was gay. Suddenly, I'm getting girls asking me out left, right and center."}