{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Monday, 02-Jul-12 23:30:55 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1628037","html":"If my kid is threatened by an alien and it states it will kill my kid if I don't follow this alien, I would say "Eat bullets."  and give the alien more holes they could count."}