{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jul-12 01:09:05 UTC","author_name":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdragon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1628404","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">comradeconventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> Cold showers and going to the toilet a lot, I hardly get drunk because it passes through quickly. And stay away from salts, it'll increase your bodies water retention and thus prolong the drunk."}