{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"The white void (hakupony)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-12 06:53:22 UTC","author_name":"The white void (hakupony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/hakupony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1634398","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't worry. I could give your dick some company :P But seriously, there are very many heterosexual women out there and I believe there are so who would like you :)"}