{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-12 07:00:30 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1634453","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/16366\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tanner Cole\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fireemblem237<\/span><\/a><\/span> As I say to every guy in your situation, Get a couple hookers and scare the kiwi out of your parents."}