{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Aaron Faso (alptraummond)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-12 12:06:20 UTC","author_name":"Aaron Faso (alptraummond)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/alptraummond","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1635417","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6766\" class=\"url\" title=\"Toksyuryel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">toksyuryel<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah, those are annoying. They were great when I was a kid, but now it's more like &quot;Woopdie-frickin'-do.&quot; And to think that the Chinese invented fireworks long before the US was even a nation."}