{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jul-12 02:42:10 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1653578","html":"Hey everypony! I'm tired AKA: Drunk. Baby jesus pulled out a slingshot, and shot Abraham Lincoln in the back of his head. Suddenly, the sky turned bright pink, and colorful ponies danced along the road."}