{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jul-12 00:05:35 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1662253","html":"&quot;The odds that you are going to have to [sp]znxr bhg jvgu guvf frirerq urnq[\/sp] are so high, I literally just confiscated their bong.&quot; #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/spoiler\" rel=\"tag\">spoiler<\/a><\/span> (No seriously, the rot13'd bit is a massive spoiler. You have been warned.) !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/787\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"MS Paint Adventures (mspa)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">homestuck<\/span><\/a><\/span>"}