{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-12 05:27:03 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1676256","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14450\" class=\"url\" title=\"Evan Reier(Your resident #SWAG Master General)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starlynx4<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm writing a romance about two female ponies from a children's cartoon. Find me a girl who thinks I'm sexy for doing this, and I'll find you a tree that vomits delicious candy. Both are equally likely to exist or not exist."}