{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-12 05:33:58 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1676303","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ice Cream Stepman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I go to a restaurant and order burgers, it isn't acceptable that they bring a live cow to the table and call it a burger. Also, real trees do not vomit. Maple syrup does make things taste awesome however and I concede this point"}