{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-12 23:35:14 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1685095","html":"I didn't have my first connection to the internet until I was 13, and my parents didn't trust me to use it to talk \/back\/ until I was 15, and the average users thought I was young and stupid \/then\/.  Now my brother and his 10 year old friends are spamming back and forth incomprhensibly all day long and facebook, and I am the "average user" who thinks \/he\/ is retarded. Should the pattern continue, my brother will be looking at a fetus posting to twitter via an implanted cellphone and telling him that he's retarded."}