{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-12 06:24:50 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1686856","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/13570\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lyrica<\/span><\/a><\/span> Now I just need a few dozen extra inches of hair, and the transformation will be complete."}