{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Erc Griffin (slippy)'s status on Monday, 16-Jul-12 04:07:37 UTC","author_name":"Erc Griffin (slippy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/slippy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1690929","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/18565\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chance L. Ahlbrand\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinkiepiewarrior<\/span><\/a><\/span> I had no idea carbonation did that....I guess I can't drink beer anymore. I'm going to save so much money now!"}