{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Mark Nason (onsenmark)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-12 18:00:32 UTC","author_name":"Mark Nason (onsenmark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/onsenmark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1703726","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7254\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eugene\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dariusponyperson<\/span><\/a><\/span> the internet makes my inner English major cringe, then reach for a bottle of Sailor Jerry."}