{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt Bohnhoff (erfunden)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-12 03:21:09 UTC","author_name":"Matt Bohnhoff (erfunden)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/erfunden","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1717318","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yea.  It's really weird.  She \/loves\/ earwax.  But at least she always politely waits for it to be offered to her on a finger."}