{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-12 22:39:09 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1720612","html":"Chapter 9: THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU  "Oh no, this is the part where he kills you!"  "Hello!  This is the part where I kill you!"  Wait whaAAAAAGH  (Achievement unlocked: the part where he kills you)"}