{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jul-12 21:27:52 UTC","author_name":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefunkytortoise","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1724849","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrconventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> Last thing I remember, I was\nRunning for the door\nI had to find the passage back\nTo the place I was before\n'relax,' said the night man,\nWe are programmed to receive.\nYou can checkout any time you like,\nBut you can never leave! - The Eagles: Hotel California"}