{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Monday, 23-Jul-12 05:52:00 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1726415","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14159\" class=\"url\" title=\"Your mom doing a cartwheel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">marsh<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wanna segway this discussion into talking about my dad's family's dog, so that I can complain about it. They bring him up _every time they visit_ without asking, and that thing does nothing but chew through cords. I found a bunch of little gnawed-into bits on my 3DS's charger because of that stupid mutt. &gt;:S Not to mention it's torn through one of our nunchucks, our classic controller, one of my Dreamcast controllers (SO MUCH RAGE), and a lamp cord, and that's just at our place. The dumb thing's even gone through multiple TVs down where it lives."}