{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"\u2605 (starshine)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 18:27:56 UTC","author_name":"\u2605 (starshine)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starshine","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/172986","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/857\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ignaesia &quot;The Invincible&quot; Arwin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ignaesia<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have watched a few bartenders, and I surely don't think I would have the mental capacity to handle that."}