{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 19:31:14 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/173075","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1338\" class=\"url\" title=\"Austin Prower\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">philosodash<\/span><\/a><\/span> You didn't know? Gatorade contains a whole [ noun ] -load of salt to make up for the salt lost when sweating."}