{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-12 13:51:19 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1735368","html":"... Granted, I guess being a plastic toy isn't a real reason for that to not exist. Especially when their mating method was Word of Faust. And the whole Cakes thing. *Erases previous answer. Replaces it with 'Because they're a cartoon.'*"}