{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-12 03:01:31 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1737991","html":"Mother: Hi, I see you have a Promo for a $32\/m internet deal. Seller: Yep! M: Okay so I will take that then! S: Okay! So the total will come to $110\/m on a 3 year term. M: Wait, but it says here that it's $32\/m S: Ah yes, that is because it is a bundle so you get $5 off. M: . . . Wat? S: Oh your sat tv should arrive soon. M: Nevermind, cancel this, I dont want this anymore. S: Hehe, nope your on contract! M: But I didnt sign anyth- S: Have a wonderful day! *click* M: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"}