{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Friday, 27-Jul-12 00:37:33 UTC","author_name":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/welcomepony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1742704","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/19338\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tori\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">torrentofterror<\/span><\/a><\/span> It appears you have just discovered a reason to stay at your computer for the rest of your life, welcome to RDN!"}