{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)'s status on Friday, 27-Jul-12 08:16:45 UTC","author_name":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)","author_url":"http:\/\/www.rainbowdash.net\/flaredancer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1744282","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm actually afraid of spiders. I had to kill one with my phone the other day because it randomly appeared on my desk while I was playing ME3. Couldn't get across the room fast enough to get kleenex to kill it with. I'm convinced he was working for the Reapers and trying to distract me."}