{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jul-12 00:03:05 UTC","author_name":"Erik Banner (communistprime)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/communistprime","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1747921","html":"I like thinking that Hoypockets are actually empty until you heat them up. Then their alchemically treated dough opens up a small rift into a special universe (Pepperoni Pizza-verse, Ham and Cheese-verse, etc.), filling it up and heating it at the same time. That makes eating them so much more fun >_>"}