{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"\u2605 (starshine)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jun-11 16:39:45 UTC","author_name":"\u2605 (starshine)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starshine","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/175112","html":"These two Mexican detectives are investigating the murder of Juan Hernandez. One of them looks at the body and says, &quot;This was clearly done with a golf gun.&quot; The other looks at him and says, &quot;What the heck is a golf gun?&quot; &quot;I don't know, but it sure did make a hole in Juan.&quot; #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/jokes\" rel=\"tag\">jokes<\/a><\/span>"}