{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jun-11 18:55:55 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/175354","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> Bwahahaha, do it! Make sure they're not allergic to the jelly in it, though, and that they're not wearing their favorite clothes or something. ... And that the balloon is a cheaper water-bomb style thing, because if it doesn't break on contact, it might actually hurt a bit."}