{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)'s status on Monday, 30-Jul-12 07:59:18 UTC","author_name":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)","author_url":"http:\/\/www.rainbowdash.net\/flaredancer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1757059","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Same here. I hate clothes shopping. Can't ever get pants online, either, because nothing ever fits the same as anything else. Size five in this cut? You're a three in this one. Three in that cut? You're a one with these pants &gt;.&lt;"}