{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-12 00:22:49 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1759589","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/15506\" class=\"url\" title=\"Darren Nipper\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">iluvzfluttershy<\/span><\/a><\/span> It was a joke about how Glocks have a reputation for exploding. As for BB guns, I've got a battery operated fully automatic M4A1, and a gas powered Desert Eagle."}