{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"- (aaaa)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-12 19:43:41 UTC","author_name":"- (aaaa)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aaaa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1766666","html":"F***! I just got a glass out for a drink, and with my other hand got the ketchup from the fridge... without thinking I then proceeded to pour ketchup into the bloody glass!"}