{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-12 08:12:37 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1773481","html":"THIS GOT DAM COLLEGE IS F*****G RUSTLING MY JIMMIES SO HARD I'M CRAPPING MY PANTS. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS ANGRY SINCE 'NAM."}