{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Aug-12 06:23:32 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1791399","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11855\" class=\"url\" title=\"The white void\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hakupony<\/span><\/a><\/span> But not when I am 21 because then I will satisfy the United States' ridiculously high drinking age."}