{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 10-Aug-12 01:50:20 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1797299","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jim Kuback\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Me neither. Last time I was in a fight was around january-february 2011, a guy tried to kill me with a big pole, and only managed to hurt my ear. But I didn't punch him, I just grabbed him by the neck and choked him until my dad and two uncles stopped me from killing the papayas."}