{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Friday, 10-Aug-12 10:17:02 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1798568","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/13303\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alice Mambonian\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lunacymambo<\/span><\/a><\/span> My owner accidentally hit me with a Nokia phone about half an hour ago. Don't worry though, afterlife is cool, they have a pretty fair Internet connection here."}