{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 11-Aug-12 09:14:53 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1800930","html":"BAN ME NOW @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ice Cream Stepman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">REDENCHILADA<\/span><\/a><\/span>. YOU CAN'T? YOUR POWER IS NONEXISTANT WHEN COMPARED TO THE IMMENSITY OF THE API'S LACK OF FUNCTIONS"}