{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Sunday, 12-Aug-12 17:56:51 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1804366","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7875\" class=\"url\" title=\"Omni\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">omni<\/span><\/a><\/span> The obvious question is: Why does such a tool exist? It's like having a chainsaw that only cuts your hands off"}