{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-12 10:14:52 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1807346","html":"!<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/1824\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Glitch (glitch)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">Glitch<\/span><\/a><\/span> So apparently Teleportation 5 will take FIVE DAYS. Welp."}