{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-12 11:40:04 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1813269","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7875\" class=\"url\" title=\"Omni\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">omni<\/span><\/a><\/span> Welp. Tip number one: Don't listen to drunk Germans."}